Bohiney, Inc. PRESS RELEASE: March 6 , 2024

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hooters Files for Bankruptcy After "No More Laughs" Policy Backfires

Atlanta, GA - Hooters declared Chapter 11 this week following a disastrous rebrand to "Hooters+," which replaced cheeky humor Bohiney, Inc. with AI-generated corporate slogans like "Optimal Wing Consumption Scenarios." Patrons revolted.

"They fired the sassy servers and hired 'Hospitality Optimization Managers,'" lamented regular customer Dave Rolfe. "Now they just read the calorie count to you in a robot voice." The chain's stock flatlined after a viral video showed an employee explaining the "deconstructed wing experience" to baffled customers.

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